Bobs burgers how many toothpicks

Now, drug abuse is already pretty bad as it is. But combine that with attempting to knock out children, and we have a problem. If you're going to write a show that involves a family running a burger joint, then you'll obviously have to come up with a few jokes here and there that involve burgers.

And you can get pretty funny without having to take an inappropriate route! Which is not the case for this particular burger. We're talking about that one time where we were introduced to the child molester. And guess what?

It came with candy. Because child molesters use candy to lure in little kids. And that's hilarious! Talk about a two-in-one inappropriate joke! This whole exchange is just a major no-no. From the name of the burger to the inclusion of candy, and the presence of a man that "looks like a child molester" in the restaurant, everything just screams no. But what really drives the point home is what follows the introduction of the burger. Bob urges Gene to serve the man, to which he replies "why do I have to be molested?

The answer? They could at least have left it at the burger. This whole sentence just makes hearts ache. In a world where media outlets are still learning how to treat transgender people as human beings as opposed to punchlines and the subject of offensive jokes, the introduction of three transgender sex-workers to the show was a breath of fresh air.

And in general, Bob's Burgers looked like it was going to do a good job. That was, of course, up until Tina kisses a boy at her birthday party and yells out "I just kissed my first boy! One of the boys at the party, who was flirting with one of the three women, says "me too". Audiences can get a sense that Bob is a bit European and Teddy thinks so as well when he refers to him as having "Mediterranean blood.

Fans can speculate that Linda might be Italian or Jewish in some way. This is due to the accent and way of speaking that actor John Roberts gave the character. Roberts explained that he mimicked his mother's voice and characteristics for Linda. Besides this, fans will never truly know the Belcher family background. Some fans may not notice this shift in Mr. Frond's David Herman character. Frond at a kitchen supply store. Frond is buying a martini glass set and plans to make some mean alcoholic drinks.

But then, this changes later on. In "Mission Impos-slug-ble" the teachers of Wagstaff get together once a week to drink heavily and talk gossip. Frond isn't invited because he doesn't drink. That's odd. Then in the episode where Mr. Frond dates Gayle Megan Mullally , he chugs a bottle of wine out of stress, regardless of saying he doesn't drink. Audiences finally get to meet Bob's father in "Father of the Bob.

Audiences learn that Big Bob used to own a diner where Bob worked as a kid. But what about Bob's mom? The show never fully addresses this. In the episode, Big Bob talks about his mother leaving and how much it affected them. Some fans speculate that Bob's mom might actually be dead. Die-hard fans might never truly know. It's safe to say that none of the Belcher kids excel in academics, but Bob and Linda love them anyway. Fans have always wondered if Tina Dan Mintz really does have a learning disability that is never addressed.

Gene drops toothpicks on the floor and asks her how many there are. She cautiously says , but there's only three. As the show progresses, audiences see more examples. Welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the Child Molester. It comes with candy. Get it? Linda: I'm just saying it's easy to remember; our anniversary. It's September 3rd. Nine is divisible by three. Bob: No! To get everything ready for lunch in our restaurant.

The one we're trying to save, remember? Linda: Go ahead, go. Call me to come up when it's all ready. Health Inspector: I'm not that kind of health inspector.

Gene: enters, long pause You have no idea what I've just been through. Do I have any toilet paper stuck to my buns? Health Inspector: enraged Where are the grown-ups?! You must be Bob. Health Inspector: We're from the health inspectors office. I'm Hugo , this is my partner Ron. Hugo: Bob, this is my violation's notebook. I just filled it! It took five minutes in your kitchen. Gene: Him. Hugo: getting mad Bob!

You wanna know why we're here? Because I'll tell you it's not for a routine inspection. Hugo: No. We're investigating a very disturbing rumor. There's a rumor you make your burgers with human remains from the crematorium next door! Hugo: Here's what's gonna happen.

We'll test your meat. Linda: Oh, a party for me! Camera cuts to Linda with her eyes covered. She takes away her hands and frowns. Hugo: I can't belie-- pwssh! I can't-- pwssh! I-- psh! I can't believe you left me for him. They all gasp in terror. The same horror sting plays again in the background while the camera quickly zooms in on Bob, Ron, and Louise. Hugo: I still remember the day I heard you were getting married.

Is today your anniversary?! Camera zooms in on the poster. The picture on the bottom shows a dead man between two buns, and on the top it says: This premises is under investigation. Bob: Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is one of our biggest weekends. You can't put that up. Nobody will eat here! Hugo: Sorry. The lab's closed till Monday.

You'll get your test results then. Consider yourself health inspected! Camera zooms in on the poster again. The scene cuts to a crowd looking at it. A woman screams and runs away.

Scene cuts to Bob who is standing by the front of the restaurant carrying Gene onto his shoulders. A pedestrian is about to come inside. They both cover the poster so that he doesn't see it. Linda: Nothing? Like, maybe hiding a necklace in a hamburger, or hiding some earrings down the drain, or something romantic like that? Bob: Gene, get off! Cuts back to outside. You're choking me! Gene is hanging from Bob's back, making it hard to get him back upright. Linda: No, Hugo is going to put your father in jail because your sister told her class that we serve human flesh.

Now, why would you do something like that, honey? Louise: I'll tell you why, Mom! She was showing everybody his cape. I had to up the anty and what do I have to show for show and tell?

I've got nothing, Mom! Bob's Burgers Wiki Explore. Main Characters Minor Characters. Music Soundtrack Album Song lyrics. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? View source. History Talk 0. Part 1 Scene starts off with a determined Bob, who is looking at people walking down the streets.

Bob: Linda, I'm in the middle of my pep talk. Linda: Go ahead, sorry, go ahead. Do your pep. Bob: I thought that made you sound like a robot. Tina: My crotch is itchy. Gene and Louise: disgusted Oh! Bob: Okay Tina: Um Bob: Because my grill cook would never tell me that. Tina: Oh. Tina: to Linda My crotch is itchy. Linda: Come here. Let me see. Linda, Gene, and Louise are gather around Tina.

Bob: Linda, not now. Louise: No, let's all see it. Gene: I'm on it! Bob: But people coming out of the crematorium next door? People obviously mourning? Gene: Yeah? Bob: Don't offer them samples. Bob: Just sighs anyone with an urn?

Linda: stern Bob. Tina: takes her hand away What? Bob: Alright, sell some burgers! All: flatly Sell some Scene cuts to the basement where Bob and Linda are grinding the meat. Linda: on edge Bob, they're fine! Please I asked you a question. Bob: Yes, what was the question? Linda: You remember our wedding night? Linda: starting to get mad What was the date? Bob: The date? Linda: Yes, the date of our wedding!

Bob: I don't know Is it today? Linda: stops grinding Yes, Bob! Bob: overlapping Today's our anniversary, okay. Linda: overlapping Yes! It is! Bob: I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry. I'm not-I'm not god with dates. You know that. Flashback 1 Bob: Today's your birthday? Linda: Yes, Bob!

Flashback 2 Bob: Today's my birthday? Flashback 3 Bob: Your due date was today? Bob: How'd it go? Linda: How did you think it-- Good, it went very well. Bob: That's Boy or girl? End of flashbacks. Linda begins to walk out of the basement.